Daggy Tracky Dacks
As I write this on a freezing cold mountain morning, I am wearing my daggiest outfit - thermal undershirt, sloppy sweater, `ugg’ boots and my daggiest tracky dacks. (PETA members can calm down - I am not as economically flush as your leading light, Pamela Anderson, and I can’t afford Ugg boots made of real sheep- mine are syntheitic).
Daggy track dacks may also need some explanation. In Oz,that simply means a shapeless pair of track pants. These are not only shapeless, they are pink - you just don’t get daggier than that.
But as I was slipping them on this morning, I noticed something quite startling -no, not a pic of Nicole Kidman wearing the very same pants in a gossip mag, but almost as surprising. These daggy pants have a label - someone has put their name to the - er - design.
Now, I did not shop for these daggy dacks in any exclusive store - I fished them out of a bargain bin and bought them because they were warm and cheap. You don’t wear your daggy dacks out (unless less it is a really cold morning and no one at the corner shop is going to report you to Vogue Australia). Well, actually, that’s not strictly true. Daggy tracky dacks are practically a uniform in some places. I recall the opening of a new David Jones store in Sydney some years ago - it was very posh, with Italian marble floors, a string quartet sawing away on a podium and displays of glittering French perfumes. Almost the entire female population of the western Sydney suburbs had crammed onto the trains for the grand opening and the marble floors were a veritable sea of tracky dacks and trainers…
But I digress. The name on my pink tracky dacks is Adela Simonetti Australia. I’d kind of been expecting something like KMart For Dags, but only in Australia could you find a designer label on your tracky dacks, no matter how obscure that label might be.
But at least I am wearing something Australian. There is virtually no clothing industry here that hasn’t moved off shore. In a country where Asian imports outnumber the gallant Simonettis trying to dress the locals, labels can be a lot of fun anyway. I once picked up a dress in an Asian shop in Sydney, that sported the label name Whore.
What dictionary is that they’re using, exactly?





















